Saturday, 21 January 2012

a mini tale: beauty and the beast







Insousiance is my ultimate luxury, when there is stress around every corner, I err towards the simple and uncomplicated.  This particularly true of my car choice, give me a twenty year old Lada, Skoda, Fiesta or Escort rather than anything sleeker, more expensive and more sexy.  There is a joyous ease about an old car. I use it as an extention of handbag with all the random paraphenalia that the additional space allows me to collect.
I was surprised this year by an incredibly generous present of a mini convertible, I think that my benefactor imagined that they were rescuing me from the embarrassment of being seen in my ancient Ford Escort.  But quite the reverse is the case, it makes me smile inside when I pull up to the Blue Bar in Knightsbridge and step out of my old reliable, wearing a pair of shoes that cost more than the current value of the car.  We live in such a topsy turvey world how did it ever get this way?
I looked out of the window on Christmas morning and my heart missed a beat when I saw the little blue interloper all pert and shiny with curves in the right places and a swagger that said 'I know I am desired'.  But then I felt what can only be described as guilt when I looked at the red beast a few cars away.
He had served me loyally, starting on the button for 10 years, never running out of petrol even when I drove on empty for an hour.  Ugly, safe and reliable, how many times had I been thrilled that he was waiting for me on a wet, cold night when all others were struggling to find taxis and trains had been missed.

Low maintenance loyalty and steadfastness are qualities that are very undervalued in the 'because I'm worth it' days in which we live.  The beast was given to a friend on the understanding that I can have him back should they wish to change cars, and the mini and I are starting on our adventure together.

 


 
 Something fun for a hot weekend if I had to!

Friday, 20 January 2012

old father time mother nature

What trickery do they use to rob us of the life that passes by? Imperceptibly the minutes, hours, weeks, months and years pass. We bearly notice the first grey hair, the laughter line that remains long after the joke, the jeans that keep shrinking in the wash.  I am hoping to confound them with this blog and steal back some of the precious moments and may be even slow down time. These were the memories of Christmas 2011;
Food presents are the best, we got most enjoyment from the caviar, champagne, truffles and chocolate that we would never normally buy.
Anything wrapped in bright pink tissue is inviting.
Christmas isn't the same if it isn't dusted with icing sugar frost.
I really can't wear full skirts even if accessorised with beautiful parcel ribbon.
I am woefully old fashioned about heel height, my 'high heels' are more Suri Cruise than Charlotte Olympia.
Christmas in the countryside is incomparable.
Christmas without children is an anomaly, there are plenty who are willing to visit to play with the tree decorations and be given presents, pure bribery and yet vindication for the hours spent preparing the perfect tree.